I admit, I'm a compulsive hitchhiker. Yesterday, a day predicted to be cold and wet, M decided to take Frankie and me for a stroll at the world-famous Santa Monica Promenade (known for its weekly farmer's market, cool and diverse dining, shopping, and terrific street performers). Walking was tough, the throng was scary for someone as tiny as me.
Soon, I felt tired and cold and I did something I shouldn't have. I hitched a ride in somebody's shirt, again. Dear furiends, beware, the photos that follow are ones of great violence and not intended for those who scare easily, like me.
At first, Frankie and I were both offered the lift
Were we doing the right thing? I wondered
When it was just me, I started to ponder
How safe was this?
That's when The Chin started to approach me
OMD Now what?
Help!
Protect your life. Don't hitchhike!
Twink!
Thanks for the advice Twinkie. I'm glad you got away safe and you're looking to break your habit. I'll make sure to warn Mr. B. and Miss M. not to be hitchhiking in any shirts.
ReplyDeletewe tried to hitchhike one day and we donts fits
ReplyDeleteteehee
but we're sure to tell our wee ones not to do it
ok?
pibble sugars and wee wags
the houston pittie pack
YIKES!!!!!!! That CHIN is really scary. If I was ever tempted to Hitchhike... I'm cured now!!! Did you have to bite it to get away???? Did IT try to bite you?? Where were the POLICE??? YIKES!!!!! I'll prolly have nitemares now. YIKES!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Twinkie.... mom sent you an email... I'm just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteWow. Um. I think I'm above the weight limit for hitchhiking, but even if I wasn't, your warning has scared me straight! I won't hitchhike EVER! I promise!!!
ReplyDelete(Just think... You could have been sold into slavery, or been forced to pose for PlayPup, or something equally horrible. *eesh!* I'm glad you were able to get away safely!)
*kissey face*
-Fiona
Twink, I think my mom nearly peed her pants when she saw this! That's how hard she was laughing! Next time, get your mom to carry one of those chic purses that you can hide in and avoid strange shirts!
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P.S. I'm assuming you survived since you wrote today's blog! Frankie is definitely the brains of your operation!
Wow,
ReplyDeletelove the last picture!
Duchess
I thought about hitching a ride one day, but then mom caught me and told me I couldn't cuz I've got no THUMBS!!!
ReplyDeleteUm Twinkie I think my lips are bigger than you, maybe I could carry you in them? BOL..
ReplyDeletewoof - Tucker
Hey Twink -- that sounds like fun! I am going to go and try to get into someone's shirt! Should be interesting! I will let you know how it turns out....or maybe you will have to come and bail me out....
ReplyDeleteHi Twinkie, mom had a few mins. so she got a tiny head start. She sent you another Email.
ReplyDeleteTwinkie, dial P U G for emergency. I'll come save you!
ReplyDeleteMom says she knows exactly where you guys are. She's shopped till she dropped there a few times.
Love,
Gunther
"Brraaaaiiiiinnnssss!!!"
ReplyDeleteI will try not to get into anybody's shirt. Thanks for the warning.
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mango
oh no Twink, be very careful, we couldn't stand the thought of something bad happening to you.
ReplyDeleteOh TWINKIE! I was so skeered for you. Little girlfriend, never, ever, ever hitchhike. That was one of the first things Brudder Ranger taught me. Do what we do. If someone offers you a ride, look at 'em like they've all of a sudden grown a second head and then go hide behind your mom.
ReplyDeleteWhew! I'm so glad things turned out okay. But don't ever make me Most Skeered like that again!
Wiggles & WAgs,
Mayzie
Oh Twinkie, I was shocked when I saw these pictures. Glad you made it out alive. Those theeths sure looked sharp.
ReplyDeleteLove the Tooting post. OMD, Frankie really sleeps like that. Don't tell anybody BUT I toot alot too.
Yep, I got my bath but I ghot busted again today so I gotta have anothr one tonight. Dang it!
{{{huggies}}}...Mona
omg that last picture is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time... you're too much Twink!
ReplyDeleteOh no twink
ReplyDeleteThat was horrible!!! Thanks for the lesson, I will NEVER hitchhike!! Did you make it home safely, any permanent damage done??
Wags
Jazzi
What an adorable little face! We hope your head was not swallowed up by that land shark!!!
ReplyDeleteWe don't think anyone would want to pick us boys up, but we aren't so sure about the pipsqueak here - she seems to attract a lot of attention and she is still under 20 lbs.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, the look on your face in that last pic is just too much:)
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Thanks fur the PSA!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it will save many of your furiends from getting the skhares woo had!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
OH MY! This is why I always make sure that momma brings my stroller so I don't have to hitchhike.
ReplyDeleteWags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo & Foster Sibling Maggie Mae
Twink, I'm so glad you made it back alive!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Twink, you must be careful. I so hope you are alright now.
ReplyDeleteSally Ann
Twinkie!
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a scary episode!
Thanks for the advice! Hmmm... well... I guess I am too big for a hitchhike! Thankfully!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oooh, very scary, indeed. My labs will never hitchhike in anyone's shirt after seeing those photos!
ReplyDeleteI offered them a ride in my t-shirt and they just laughed at me. I don't understand?
This is scary beyond belief. Did that guy eat your ear?? Holy moly!! That warning will be heeded. (Truth be told,no one has ever tried to pick me,BRD,up since I was a wee little one!)
ReplyDeleteLove ya!
Smooches,
BabyRD and Hootie
Twinkieee!!! Run!
ReplyDeleteMatilda
Biiiiite that nose Twink, biiiiite it!!!!
ReplyDeletei have an award for you and That expression Bol.....you are one funny dawg!!!
your new friend
TIffy
OMD, we promise we will never hitchike, you have taught us a valuable lesson!
ReplyDeleteWags, Dip Bridge and Elliot xx
we will save you!
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El'bow & Hauwii
Twinkie that is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteHitch hiking taken to the next level.
Madi and MOm
My goodness, Twink! That last picture seemed very scarey to me! Glad you lived to tell the story.
ReplyDeleteOh my!!
ReplyDeleteWe learned our lesson!
Woo Woooo
Shiloh, Shelby, and Their Mom
GonetotheSnowDogs.blogspot.com
Wooooos! That looked scary! I woo ok? I will protect woo!
ReplyDelete-Kira The BeaWootiful
I don't know Twinkie...looks like you had everything under control. I think that mouth's lips were in danger too!!
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Dory
OMD! I love that last picture!!
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