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Saturday, June 26, 2010

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Starting June 26th, 2010, all horse shows will require the presence of a canine companion at the gate. There will be no announcers without a dog. The new prerequisite for the announcers will be strictly enforced, and any booths found without dog treats will be yellow taped on the spot. For those overwrought by the new legislation, tough!




In addition, owners of teacup chihuahua dogs are urged to consider bringing a minimum of three at each horse show.

Thank you for your understanding.
Twinkie

20 comments:

  1. Frankie Furter and ErnieJune 26, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    Hummmmmm a combination Horse/Dawg show. Should make for twice the fun.

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  2. The Adventures of the LLB GangJune 26, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    Sounds like some great legislation!!

    Smileys & Snuggles!
    Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

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  3. The Oceanside AnimalsJune 26, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    The dog is there to keep him honest.

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  4. Lola and also Franklin, tooJune 26, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    These new regulations seem most reasonable and prudent to me. I give it a big paws up.

    wags, Lola

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  5. houndstoothJune 26, 2010 at 6:45 PM

    Tee hee! Are you sure that's an official announcement? You sound a little bit like Puddles Duddles Rainwater there!

    Bunny

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  6. the booker manJune 26, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    miss twinkie,
    this is grrreat news! i mean, it's for the good of the horse shows! :)
    *woof*
    the booker man

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  7. UnknownJune 26, 2010 at 7:30 PM

    Did that JRT get packed up in a box to come to the show?! LOL LOL!!

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  8. UnknownJune 26, 2010 at 7:30 PM

    Did that JRT get packed up in a box to come to the show?! LOL LOL!!

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  9. HankJune 26, 2010 at 7:49 PM

    Sounds reasonable tuh me!!!

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  10. LorenzaJune 26, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    That is pawesome!
    It is the kind of legislation I like the most!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  11. YasJune 27, 2010 at 1:05 AM

    Super Kool!

    Cheers,
    Maxx

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  12. D.K. WallJune 27, 2010 at 3:52 AM

    A rule that we actually think we can support!

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  13. kishikoJune 27, 2010 at 5:04 AM

    Hi Twinkie!
    How professional you are!
    Cool!
    Matilda

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  14. parlanceJune 27, 2010 at 5:15 AM

    Yeah! It's about time we brought these horse shows into line with modern thinking.

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  15. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥June 27, 2010 at 6:28 AM

    And just who signed this new regulation into law? Ha rooo.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  16. Pat WahlerJune 27, 2010 at 7:13 AM

    Were you by any chance on the lobbying committee to pass the new law?

    Pat
    www.critteralley.blogspot.com

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  17. BRUTUSJune 27, 2010 at 7:59 AM

    And we don't think it should just be limited to horse shows. Shopping malls, grocery stores, posts offices, restaurants - all humans should be required to have a pup to watch over them at all times!

    Multiple Snorts-
    Brutus (& Carmen) the Frenchie(s)

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  18. Amber and NalaJune 27, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    Hehehehe...I SO love this new law! ;) I also think that all the people who clean the track ?? after the horses are done should have dogs as helpers...ya know, all that horse candy should not go to waste! ;) Shhh, don't tell Mom I said that.

    Kisses,
    Nala

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  19. JacksDadJune 27, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    Well, good for the new rules! I hope no one decides to start barking and scare the horses!

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  20. SagiraJune 27, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    I like the new rules. :)

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