I was at a horse show the other day and I wanted to share with you what my friends Boomer, the teacup chihuahua, and Tigger, the chiweenie, did! Tsk, tsk.
Let me share with you what I observed
Tigger and Boomer scheming
Boomer looking for the dog treat jar
Boomer: "There is always a dog treat jar!"
"I just know it."
"No, not the Canine Carry Outs! We want the homemade dog treats."
"Fine, we'll settle for Canine Carry Outs Beef Flavor Chewy Treats for Dogs
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"These dog treats don't taste homemade to me, but they will have to do."
"Now that I think about it, they don't even look like homemade dog treats."
Even Trixie, the chimeanie, made fun of them.
"You two are doofuses."
Please don't mistake me for those two bozos. I'm a well trained Canine Good Citizen and I don't behave like a moron. At this stage in my dog training, I'm proud to tell you that my dog potty training days are behind me and I hardly ever use a leash even at busy horse shows. I heel and proudly accompany my mommy everywhere she goes. I am a brave chiweenie.
Have the bestest longest holiday weekend!
Frankie