The Show Us Your Tongue Awards
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for . . .
the announcement of the Show Us Your Tongue Awards!!!
Boomer, the chihuahua, will start off the ceremony with our International Pet Photo Contest Anthem. Hit it, Boomer!
The 1st Yöghund Pet Photo Contest Awards go to:
(drumroll)
Teutul
Zeus
Sugar
Gizzy
Sophie
I'm also going to include two runners up: Stuart (spelled correctly this time, please excuse my already fired spell checker), and Wrinkles.
If the top 5 winners do not email me at twinkietinydog (@) aol.com with a full name and postal address, or for any reason they do not want to collect their award, I will be contacting the two runners up in the order posted.
Because I've been unable to contact our winners on time for this ceremony, allow me to accept the award on their behalf.
"Pets and pawrents! Thank you! I feel so humbled to receive my award and coupons. Oh, thank you again! In my wildest dreams, I never would have imagined (although I frantically prayed) that this could ever happen to my tongue. And to the other nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeat will make my tummy feel.
You know, when they first told me I could enter the Show Us Your Tongue pet photo contest, I just had to take a minute and laugh about how many worthy and freakish tongues I would be competing against.
There are so many four and two legged (even three-legged) friends to thank. First off though, I'd like to thank you, the judges, their pawrents and furry friends. I would also like to thank Twinkie's colleagues, editors, family, and friends for writing her off, allowing this exquisite event to come together on such short notice. And finally, thank you to all the secretaries I have fired thus far. I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you and good day!"
Today's ceremony has come to an end. We'll see you all at the after party.
This presentation was brought to you by Yöghund. If that ain't a dog treat!