The Conspiracy
Chiweenie: Hey, Twinkie, the situation with the chihuahua puppy is out of control. We need a plan.
Chiweenie (continued): I'm serious, Twinkie. We can't keep living like this. We need a hand.
The hand-shaped dog leash: Did somebody call for me?
Chiweenie: No, not you, hands free dog leash! We need TWO hands!
Chiweenie (continued): That's much better, Twinkie, right?
Twinkie: You were brilliant today, chiweenie!
Both: Hold that!
Twinkie