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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Attention All Insane Cracker Dogs

The honorable Judge Twink presiding


I hope you're all getting you entries ready for Mango Minster 2011
I promise to be "gentle" (evil bol)

NEW RULES
I have been provoked by the Relentlessly Huge and I must admit, he knows exactly which buttons to push, therefore (this is top secret), let me give you a piece of my mind. 

Where I stand on BRIBES: 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bribes are sweet
Send them care of The Twink

Clarification

All bribes are final. No take backs. All bribes must also be cyber-bribes. If you use my pee-mail, I shall hunt you down and mail you:

THIS to your home address.

Any questions?

Twinkie V. Twinkerson

United Pet Blogdom District Judge

11 comments:

  1. Two French BulldogsJanuary 13, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    We will watch Lil diablo Pedricko for 1 week
    Benny & Lily

    NOT!

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  2. Lola and also Franklin, tooJanuary 13, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    So you're the Cracker Dog judge? It's a pawsome repsonsibility. I hope you get some fabulous bribes. I'm thinking of entering in the Diva class, but I think there'll be lots of competition.

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  3. LailaSmith01January 13, 2011 at 9:55 PM

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  4. DexterJanuary 14, 2011 at 3:12 AM

    Golly Twink, I bet you are going to really clean up. Way to go.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  5. Those Elgin PugsJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:06 AM

    Me's not taking 'da brides.. nope..
    not me's.. Hmmmm... uh uh.. no sir ree's..
    hu hu's..
    hey.. me's not tell yous taking any brides if yous got some peanut butters.. just kiddin'

    okays.. see yous around
    Laters,
    Anakin Man

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  6. PippenJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:23 AM

    Your Honour,

    It is my most humble request that you swing by the habitat for some very important MangoMinster information regarding the Cracker Dog competition.

    Sincerely,

    Sam

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  7. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥January 14, 2011 at 5:45 AM

    Shall we save you the trouble of the hunt and just give you our address? BOL

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  8. Frankie Furter and ErnieJanuary 14, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    Brides... There will be BRIDES???
    I don't think Ruby and Penny will allow me to have any MORE Brides.

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  9. Heather and PumpkinJanuary 14, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    Hi Twink,

    After reading your post, I think you should run for Chicago mayor. I would vote early and often for you.

    xoxo
    Pumpkin

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  10. Kitty+CocoJanuary 14, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Ok, you have our word for no pee-mail bribes. We don't want that diablo in our house! Get thee behind me Pedro, saith the Mom.

    Kitty and Coco

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  11. PippenJanuary 14, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    Twink,

    Heated dog beds are de rigueur at all 5 star resorts.

    Sam and Pippen

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