Who cares about Linguini's (my ailing senior dog sister) health update, Pedro's (my chihuahua puppy step-bro) shenanigans, or Frankie's birthday (the brindle chiweenie's arbitrary barkday is today) when there are pawesome bribes to be had.
I just want you all to remember that you have been warned (yesterday)
I'm ready to announce the first runner up and potential winner of the category I'm judging.
Insane Cracker Dogs BEWARE
There's a tough competitor among you.
No, Phantom, Thunder and Ciara, it's not Pedrito the tiny terrorista--although the thought did cross my mind. After lengthy deliberations, I decided that if Pedro was part of the actual competition I'd have to recuse myself for lack of impartiality.
No, Buffy. Posting about my children's book is not an official bribe. I have lots of spares lying around my home, ugh.
Yes, dearest comedian furiends, Benny and Lily. Feel free to keep up with the crazy talk and don't forget to send your virtual bribes to me asap (even though you're not in my category BOL).
Not sure about your comment, Ms Lola Pei. If you can beat the bid for best bribe, feel free to enter this category instead of the diva one (although we all know you are shameless!).
And btw, I'm sorry I didn't hear you were having the sickies before today. I'm glad you're all better!
NO dearest ol' furiend, Frankie Furter, the monogamous dog. There will be NO BRIDES on this blog. I like to keep my options open. I do love your new white dreadlocks however, ehem, your honor (BOL).
PS Let us know if you need a breathing apparatus
And NOW, the moment you've all been waiting for.
Proud to announce the MANGO MINSTER 2011 first runners up in the INSANE CRACKER DOG category are:
WHY?
Because I said so!
Because I'm the judge.
Because I have taken an oath to NOT be impartial NOR fair . . .
. . . along with the fact that Sam and Pippen came up with the best bribe so far * and then they threw in a heated dog bed for good measure. That's why!
*click and learn
Twinkie V. Twinkerson
United Pet Blogdom District Judge