The Age-Old Question

Age-old questions continue to entice scientists who have recently turned their attention to a little chihuahua puppy for answers. The main such question that concerns today's scientists, after "which came first, the chicken or the egg", is:

What tastes better?

 cat poo

OR

horse poo?

That is the question!

While British scientists claim to have solved

one of the great mysteries of life

(they have scientific proof that the chicken came first),

researchers from all over the globe are impatiently awaiting the tiny chihuahua's empirical response. 

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