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Friday, February 4, 2011

Attention Insane Cracker Dogs | Part Four


The honorable Judge Twink presiding
You may sit or lie down.
Please, no pee-mail inside the courtroom.
More preliminary scoring of
 INSANE CRACKER DOG CATEGORY entries in

Warning:
Scoring rules may change at any time based on my SOLE discretion
Best possible score: 5
Worst possible score: -5
Extra points are in units and are based on bribes

Contestant #9


Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p for her nickname (Ms Patti-Wackit)
5p because your video of Alex and you is one of my favorites
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p Overall reaction
-1p I had to deduct a point because the video could have been longer
Level of Destruction
4p for harassing Gracie. I would have given you a 5 but you just HAD to use that cute non destructive shot out of vanity.
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
+2 for cussing out Blogger
Bribes
You get a bunch of extra points for a job well done. Your update post touched me deeply, especially the part about our furiends leaving me love notes about you.
I'm also going to deduct about 25, 000 points too though. I didn't like the part about your sister's turds weighing as much as I do.

Contestant #10


Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p for terrorizing the resident cats
5p for digging in your bed and your shredding skills
5p for crrrazy zoomie video
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p Overall reaction
Level of Destruction
6p and a pat on the back
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
+3 additional for messing with the kitteh
Bribe
I think you need to work some more on that.


Contestant #11



Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p for cracking me up, a must for all cracker dogs
5p for cracker shot
5p for the cracker/zoom combo
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p for high energy videos
Level of Destruction
4p there's room for improvement
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
+3 for being  "gen-u-whine"
Bribe
I could use some of your crackers


Contestant #12



Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p because you ARE crackers
5p really, you ARE!
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p for a pawesome post
+1p for being a long time pal
Level of Destruction
10p for being destructive every day of your life
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
+2 for being my furiend
Bribes
Pal, ol' furiend, what can I say? I'm going to give you about 5 million points for stopping by to say howdy to me, while still maintaining your personal blog aaand your pawesome
PBU one, where we can all have fun.


Contestants #13



Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p because you ARE both insane
5p for demolishing the Christmas tree
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p for a post well done
Level of Destruction
10p for being so good at it. I'm impressed my furiends!
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
+2 for being too smart and demanding a real chicken to work in agility
Bribes
I think that your post made the Mango happy because you proved the labradork nuttiness. What can I say? If the Mango is pleased, I shall honor you with lots of bribe points.

Contestant #14




Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p OMD you are so crackers!
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p!!! I got tired just from reading about your mischief!
10 bonus points for using appropriate photos, so I don't have to read about your mischief!
Level of Destruction
10p for being completely and utterly frustrated and figuring out proper ways to channel that energy. My warm congratulations
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
+2 for being my furiend for a looong time now.
Bribes
If you want more points, you know what to do. As for offering me a date . . . and calling me the love of your life . . . I'm not falling for that one.


Court is adjourned for the day

TT4N

Twinkie V. Twinkerson

United Pet Blogdom District Judge
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