Mondays are rough on most of us, so I wanted to start out our week with a few jokes. In order to stick with my blog's main theme, dogs, I decided to use Mother In Law jokes and substitute Pedro, my nutty, devilish, obnoxious and extremely annoying baby bro.
Dog Jokes!
1. Q: What do you do if you miss your baby bro??
A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Two dogs were in a pub. One says to her pack mate, "My baby bro is an angel." Her friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
3. Q: How do you stop your baby bro from drowning?
A: Take your paw off his head.
A: Take your paw off his head.
4. Q: Why do they bury annoying baby bros 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?
A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice puppies.
A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice puppies.
5. Q: Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your own baby bro?
A: A vicious dog eventually lets go!
A: A vicious dog eventually lets go!
6. "My baby bro was bitten by a rabid dog yesterday."
"How is she now?"
"She's fine, but the dog died."
"How is she now?"
"She's fine, but the dog died."
7. Q: The difference between outlaws and baby bros?
A: Outlaws are Wanted!!
These "jokes" are dedicated to my furiends who "suffer" from the addition of a new pack member. I'm still working on my idea for a SIBLING EXCHANGE PROGRAM (hear me Fiona, Thunder, Phantom, Bunny and family . . . ?)
A: Outlaws are Wanted!!
These "jokes" are dedicated to my furiends who "suffer" from the addition of a new pack member. I'm still working on my idea for a SIBLING EXCHANGE PROGRAM (hear me Fiona, Thunder, Phantom, Bunny and family . . . ?)
Have a great week!
Twinkie