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Monday, August 30, 2010

Is There A Dog Vet In The House?

Evil, possessed, mean,
life threatening, scary, leaping,
overprotective, 
feral Farrah the nursing cat mom...
got my ear today! 
 (I've booby-trapped her litter box)
That darn cat! She attacked me! How dare she?


No teacup chihuahua should ever be exposed to such violence. To make matters worse, those folks who make the Ace bandages do not make any for small dogs. Oh, and M is not fit for a nurse; she should keep her day job.

I have a scratch on my right ear.

It stings!


*This edition of "My life is a cat-astrophe" was brought to you by Twinkie Van Gogh.*

28 comments:

  1. Amy & the house of catsAugust 30, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    Um, Twinkie, isn't that a bit of overkill with the whole body bandage thing - just for an ear scratch. I mean, we are cats, so maybe we don't know how sensitive doggie ears are and everything, but still, why would you need to wrap everything else up?

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  2. pamAugust 30, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    We thinks you could be right about M's nursing abilities. Perhaps you should call Laciebeast, she's a fur really real nurse.

    Bobo and Meja

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  3. PippenAugust 30, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    Twink! OMD! We think M needs to wrap the back end up as well... then you would be kitteh proofed! Although, you might not be able to walk...

    Sam and Pippen

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  4. Kapitein HaakjeAugust 30, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    wel i (el'bow) have the same probleme

    hey! you look like a burrito


    Kissslobbers
    El'bow & Hauwii

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  5. 3 doxiesAugust 30, 2010 at 10:15 AM

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
    Is you okay Twinkletoes? Apparently them twinkletoes didn't get you outta theres spiffy enough.
    I soooo hope youis gonna be all fixed up soon.

    Puddles

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  6. Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. LizAugust 30, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    No offense, Twink, but, um, we can't even see the scratch. And didn't anyone ever tell you that approaching a nursing mom isn't the best idea? Especially kitteh mothers who have sharp claws... That said, I think you should hire a better animal care specialist - we can still see your face from underneath the ace bandage!!! (Just kidding!) So, um, get better quick, and avoid those sharp claws. (But maybe you'd feel better if you had some Frosty Paws?)

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Mutant Alien Pod Puppy

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  7. kksAugust 30, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    poor Twinkie! get some vet wrap...i'm sure those horse people have some!
    xoxo

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  8. Sketching with DogsAugust 30, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    Oh poor Twink, those mother cats can be vicious. When our human brother was little we were looking after a mother cat and she scratched his nose and the blood gushed out - eek!
    Wags and comiserations Dip Bridge and Elliot xx

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  9. Granite State Pet SittingAugust 30, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    We sure hope you are OK! Sorry that big mean kitty Cat is picking on you again!

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  10. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥August 30, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    Oh no, poor Twink - Phantom hopes you don't have to wear a cone. You tell that cat to keep her claws to herself.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  11. Two French BulldogsAugust 30, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    Is there a drama queen in the house?
    Benny & Lily

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  12. JacksDadAugust 30, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    Uh, I think the bandage has kinda slipped off your ear there! :)

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  13. AnonymousAugust 30, 2010 at 1:34 PM

    Oh, poooooor Twinkie. You looks pawsitively pitiful! But I don't know if it's cuz of the kitteh getting your ear or that rather miserable job your mom did bandaging you up. Either way, I am oh so sorry for your recent woes.

    Sympathetic Wiggles & Wags,
    mayzie

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  14. SagiraAugust 30, 2010 at 2:36 PM

    I tried to tell you guys about those mean cats that will get ya. One got my ear not long ago to. Blood was everywhere. GRR

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  15. DexterAugust 30, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    Unacceptable! Nobody messes with Twinkie! You tell that mean old kitteh I am on my way to give her a talk in two.

    Slobbers,
    Manog

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  16. CliveAugust 30, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    Hope you're feeling much better soon! That sure is one big bandage!

    take care
    Clive and Murray

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  17. the magic sleighAugust 30, 2010 at 3:11 PM

    Woooos Twinkie! I think woo need some one on one cat training lessons, first of all Woooo are the Dog, so by rights that means woo rule the cat and all cats.
    Second, stay away from cats they have really sharp claws.

    ~husky kisses~
    -Kira The BeaWootiful

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  18. DukeAugust 30, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    We hope the oversized bandage is making you feel better, Twink!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  19. houndstoothAugust 30, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    BOL! Okay, I tried not to laugh, but I couldn't help it! You do have my sympathies on the injury and M's lack of ability to bandage. Didn't you tell her she could cut it shorter?

    Bunny

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  20. OskarAugust 30, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    Tee hee at Twinkie van Gogh. My cats occasionally slap my nose for no reason, I feel you're pain!

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  21. OskarAugust 30, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    My mom person found this GIF for you!

    http://senorgif.com/2010/08/26/funny-gifs-just-say-no-to-nip/

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  22. Frankie Furter and ErnieAugust 30, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    That is a Bad Cat ASStrophy for sure. Love the Booby trap for the litter pan idea!!

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  23. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!August 30, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    I'll see if Mango khan't stop by fur me too!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  24. YasAugust 30, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    Hope you feel better soon!

    Cheers,
    Maxx

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  25. Nubbin' TailsAugust 30, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    Oh Twinkie! I'm SOOOO sorry. I know how awful those ear attacks can be. Hopefully you will heal much faster than I did!

    Wags!

    Mr. Nubbin'

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  26. KateAugust 31, 2010 at 1:27 AM

    I'm glad your attack wasn't any worse!!
    Those kittehs can be lethal when they wanna be!

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  27. Heather and PumpkinAugust 31, 2010 at 6:08 AM

    I say milk your injury for all the sympathy you can get.

    xoxo
    Pumpkin

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  28. Nadine, Chewy and LilibellAugust 31, 2010 at 8:23 AM

    Twink, can you even move around all wrapped up in that bandage? It looks like some kinda torture device, BOL! Tell M to definitely keep her day job!

    Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

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