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Saturday, July 17, 2010

Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place
Plenty of room at the hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here . . .

But when you are a tiny three legged dog, even 20 star hotels can have their issues. For example, I made a special request for a staircase in my suite.

'Scuse me! You don't think I can tell the difference between pillows and a staircase?

Getting up to my luxurious bed is a chore.

"OMD! Frankiiiiiiie! I can't breathe."
The brindle chiweenie stole some three bean chili con carne for lunch. Ugh!
Help! Somebody get me an oxygen mask.


"Wasn't me."


Welcome to the hotel California,
Last thing I remember I was running for the door . . .

Remember, always ask your suite-mates to refrain from eating gassy foods.

Twinkie

18 comments:

  1. houndstoothJuly 17, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    Bwaaaaaa ha ha ha! "But they just can't kill The Beast!"

    That just cracked me up today!

    Bunny

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  2. Frankie Furter and ErnieJuly 17, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    OHHHH a weird thingy just happened. Little snappy hand and something about POP UPS... AND CONTROL KEY.... I did it this once.
    Now for the comment... wow that must have been one bad butt blast. I think your poor little eyes are watering.

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  3. My Mind's EyeJuly 17, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    Twinkie you are sooooooo funny.
    I think you should fire the entire staff at that 20 * hotel, then bring in your own peoples.

    How did you ever restrain yourself from taking a nibble of the human toes in the first picture.
    Happy Saturday,
    Madi and Mom

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  4. pamJuly 17, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    Hey that 20 star hotel should have an oxygen tent suitable fer yer princessessly self. Have yer momma get on that at once!!! and stairs you must have stairs!

    Bobo and Meja

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  5. Lola and also Franklin, tooJuly 17, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    Of course you needed stairs. Once up on that bed what are you supposed to do? Jump off? You could injure yourself that way. They are sitting up and begging for a lawsuit.

    Um...you better monitor Frankie's diet from here on in. Or, has she tried Beano?

    lotsa licks, Lola

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  6. Two French BulldogsJuly 17, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    You better request air freshner next..BOL
    Benny & Lily

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  7. D.K. WallJuly 17, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    You don't have your own personal butler to lift you to your bed and eradicate, uh, odors?

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  8. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥July 17, 2010 at 2:43 PM

    With those gas fumes, it might not be a bad idea to get under the bed, Twink. If Linguini is around, maybe you could use her back as a stepping stool.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  9. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!July 17, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    Woo didn't show us the mirrors on the ceiling!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  10. KBJuly 17, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    That's a very good lesson about suite-mates!

    Hotel California is one of those "summer songs" that I remember from when I was young, just hanging out with my friends, planning how to be bad, and listening to the radio!

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  11. Draco and his MomJuly 17, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    hahahaha bum burps, right when you struggled up too. Steps would have been very nice.
    Wags,
    Draco

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  12. SagiraJuly 17, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    BOL...I don't think it was Frankie. Frankie is too darn cute to do something like that.

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  13. LorenzaJuly 17, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    Mirrors on the ceiling?? Hmmm....
    Twinkie!
    Looks like Frankie was having gas issues!
    I hope you are doing well!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  14. AnonymousJuly 18, 2010 at 4:29 AM

    plenty of room at the hotel california!
    any size of dog, but not a hog!

    cute story twinkie!

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  15. OliveJuly 18, 2010 at 7:36 AM

    Love it!! You stay cool there and enjoy the hotel :)

    Licks from Olive

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  16. MartineJuly 19, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    BOL!!!

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  17. Taffy July 21, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    You ever think that maybe M put Franketta up to that? You know, as PAYBACK for your running away from home on more than one occasion? Justg a thought!
    Oh, and you know that Hotel CA could be heaven or hell right? And you can check out anytime you like......
    Love ya girlie!
    Snuggles,
    Twix

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  18. Amy & the house of catsJuly 22, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    Twinkie that is a pretty funny post! We can sympathize about the gassiness issue - our sister Lola is a very gassy girl!

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