The Winners Are . . .

Mango Minster 2011

Insane Cracker Dog Category

The Results Are In

Congratulations to ALL mentally disordered participants. 

My judging experience was rather satisfactory. I'd like to thank my pal, the Relentlessly Huge, for granting me the opportunity to amass lots of wealth and dog treats. I have estimated that at my weight, it'll take me several years to eat them all. I'm a bit bummed that I've already put on an entire ounce, but I'm planning on going on more dog hikes in the future because I like them.

3rd place CHARLIE

Yours was the most noteworthy bribery post. I was particularly moved by his song and bark. Charlie, don't be discouraged by the competition results. You should be proud and grateful that you have me as your new friend for life, just for sitting on my imbecile chihuahua bro, Pedrito. A job well done, Charlie!

2nd place LACIE

Both for a fantastic entry that met all conditions and for sending me on a virtual date with the love of my life. I forgive you about the gender confusion issue.

WINNER! MISCHKA

Congratulations on a wholesome post that totally supports your decision to enter the Cracker Dog Category. You made your lil' bro and the rest of your family proud. Feel free to send to my home address some of the money you got from your side job. Run, Mischka, run!

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zu einem gesunden Post, die total unterstützt Ihre Entscheidung, den Cracker Dog Kategorie eingeben. Du hast deinen kleinen Bruder und dem Rest der Familie stolz. Fühlen Sie sich frei an meine Privatadresse schicken einen Teil des Geldes Sie von Ihrer Seite Job bekam. Ausführen, Mischka, lauf!

The most important part of the competition is next.

Stay tuned for Best in Show coming as soon as the DOH gets it together.

 

 

Judge Twink