Attention Insane Cracker Dogs

The honorable Judge Twink presiding

Ehem, you may be seated.

This post marks the opening of my arbitrary and preprepreliminary scoring of some of the INSANE CRACKER DOG CATEGORY entries in

Mango Minster 2011

Warning:

Scoring rules may change at any time based on my SOLE discretion

Best possible score: 5

Worst possible score: -5

Extra points are in units and are based on bribes

Contestant #1
CHARLIE

Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)

5p for having been born "crackers". Congrats

5p for messing with the kitteh

5p for histrionics

Energy Level of Participan and of Post

5p for blurry action photos

3p for mellowing down "a bit"

6p because your pawrents are crackers too (runs in the family)

Level of Destruction

4p for not showing enough stuffy guts (the zoomies inside and out helped this score)

+5p for praising Mango Minster and saying it's a "dog competition like no other"

-5p for saying Mango Minster is a "dog competition like no other". I organize a yearly dog contest myself, duh!

Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points

+1 for excellent friend-greeting technique

-1 for pathetic bark 

+1 vocals

Bribes

meep!

Contestant #2
JAZZI

Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)

5p for being born a terrier, kudos

5p for demolishing them tacos, slurp

Energy Level of Participan and of Post

5p for jumping shot

  4p because there's only one jumping shot

Level of Destruction

4p for eating taco upside down challenge

5p for eating the taco, slurp

Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points

+5 for being a loyal ol' blog pal of mine. I love you man!

Bribes

meep! (let's work on that, buddy)

Contestant #3

DOZER

Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)

5p for being so crackers

5p for serious hose attack, bravo!

4p for doubting your insanity at the end

Energy Level of Participan and of Post

5p Overall reaction

-1p I had to deduct a point for the "normal" shot

Level of Destruction

4p for or excellent opening. I would have given you a 5 but you only destroyed one stuffy.

Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points

+2 for detox

+1 for training your humans

-2 because your furry tail didn't leave the ground

Bribes

+2 out of possible 100s. The items you offered are of no significant use to me, plus most of them were obviously used and there wasn't an ounce of marrow left in those bones for me. Tsk tsk

I'm feeling frustrated now, so I'm going to go chew on some of my own bully sticks.

Court is adjourned for the day

Twinkie V. Twinkerson

United Pet Blogdom District Judge