Is There A Dog Vet In The House?

Evil, possessed, mean,

life threatening, scary, leaping,
overprotective, 

feral Farrah the nursing cat mom...

got my ear today! 

 (I've booby-trapped her litter box)

That darn cat! She attacked me! How dare she?

No teacup chihuahua should ever be exposed to such violence. To make matters worse, those folks who make the Ace bandages do not make any for small dogs. Oh, and M is not fit for a nurse; she should keep her day job.

I have a scratch on my right ear.

It stings!

*This edition of "My life is a cat-astrophe" was brought to you by Twinkie Van Gogh.*