Attention Insane Cracker Dogs | Part Deux

The honorable Judge Twink presiding

Sit!

Here are some more of the INSANE CRACKER DOG CATEGORY entries in

Mango Minster 2011

Warning:

Scoring rules may change at any time based on my SOLE discretion

Best possible score: 5

Worst possible score: -5

Extra points are in units and are based on bribes

Contestant #4
EVA

Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)

5p for having confidence in yourself

5p for pawesome slobber action shot

5p for histrionics

Energy Level of Participan and of Post

5p for your personal energy level

4p for your post's energy level (I felt that you left much insanity undisclosed)

6p for your wicked moves

Level of Destruction

4p only because the mailman was not hurt, sorry

Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points

-1 for random princess shot. Are you crackers or a princess?

Bribes

Meep!

Contestant #5
GRETCHEN

Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)

5p for your breed, 'nough said

4p for taking the time to thank the judges, blah blah. Where are the goods, huh?

Energy Level of Participan and of Post

5p for allowing the "inner cracker jack pop", an excellent poin

  5p for french kissing your mommy

Level of Destruction

3p for testing for softness by feel alone?! Use your teeth, if you want to be a proper cracker dog, Gretchen.

Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points

+5 because I liked your blog title. It also reaffirms your commitment to being crackers

Bribes

Am I going blind? I didn't see or smell any.

Ugh, why-oh-why do I bother warning you furiends? Can anybody hear me?

Court is adjourned for the day

Twinkie V. Twinkerson

United Pet Blogdom District Judge