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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

You're Going to Wish You Weren't an Insane Cracker Dog!


It's time for Mango Minster 2011--oh yeah--and for me to redeem myself.

In total juxtaposition to the drunken cervesa-gulping chihuahua you had gotten used to during Mango Minster 2010, I shall hereto be referred to as "Judge Twink" or simply "Your Honor". Based on loads of recent experience (the adoption of my baby bro Pedrito), it is most appropriate that I be the judge of the infamous yet crowd pleasing Insane Cracker Dog category.


If you lose your way, you can get to Mango Minster 2011 by clicking HERE 
or on the sidebar badge.


May the wackiest doggie win. I promise I will NOT be impartial, hold back, be patient, self-disciplined, or maintain proper judicial temperament. We're going to par-tay!

Twinkie V. Twinkerson

United Pet Blogdom District Judge

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Space Odd-ity

A long time ago . . .

Last week

in a galaxy far far away . . .

Our couch

A superhero . . .

A tailless grey cat, tom cat

Was born on the planet Krypton . . .

A PetzOff furniture deterrent blanket

and then he was rocketed to earth!!!



Ground control to major tom
Ground control to major tom
Can you hear me, major tom?

The Last Son of Krypton


Monday, January 10, 2011

Tug o' War the Chihuahua Version (Dirty)

It starts out with the chiweenie and me as a team against the new chihuahua puppy . . .

 Strangely enough, my sissy and I are not overpowering the devilish pup

 Impressive, for a tiny tot . . .

 Now, he's really starting to piss me off . . .

I win!


The End


Sunday, January 9, 2011

Not A Cigar

And no further comment


Twink

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Tying Can To Dog's Tail

Straight out of the Pittsburgh Legal Journal, I learned the following:
Therefore, I refrained from being a tyer (tying a tin can on Pedrito's tail) and used plain masking tape. The tiny terrorista is still here . . .







. . . but I cannot guarantee to show that much restraint regarding the kittens!

Twinkie

Friday, January 7, 2011

Say Aah (Clean Version)



 Go girl

It's your birthday

 Open wide

 I know you're thirsty

Say aah (aah, aah, aah, aah) 

Let me hear you say aah (aah, aah, aah, aah)  


My sincerest thanks to Mr. Trey Songz for his inspiration

Twinkie

Thursday, January 6, 2011

PSA: Say No To Drugs

Drugs are really really bad for you for many reasons

The following photos demonstrate just ONE of those reasons, the lamest one . . .







Say "no" to drugs, even if it's only because THEY MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID!

Twink!
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