Dog Teeth Cleaning

Dog Teeth Cleaning has become popular. Pedro, the chihuahua puppy, will demonstrate proper tooth brushing techniques.

As for me, Twinkie, I'd rather skip it altogether. There's nothing wrong with my dog breath.

Twink!

The Winners Are . . .

Mango Minster 2011

Insane Cracker Dog Category

The Results Are In

Congratulations to ALL mentally disordered participants. 

My judging experience was rather satisfactory. I'd like to thank my pal, the Relentlessly Huge, for granting me the opportunity to amass lots of wealth and dog treats. I have estimated that at my weight, it'll take me several years to eat them all. I'm a bit bummed that I've already put on an entire ounce, but I'm planning on going on more dog hikes in the future because I like them.

3rd place CHARLIE

Yours was the most noteworthy bribery post. I was particularly moved by his song and bark. Charlie, don't be discouraged by the competition results. You should be proud and grateful that you have me as your new friend for life, just for sitting on my imbecile chihuahua bro, Pedrito. A job well done, Charlie!

2nd place LACIE

Both for a fantastic entry that met all conditions and for sending me on a virtual date with the love of my life. I forgive you about the gender confusion issue.

WINNER! MISCHKA

Congratulations on a wholesome post that totally supports your decision to enter the Cracker Dog Category. You made your lil' bro and the rest of your family proud. Feel free to send to my home address some of the money you got from your side job. Run, Mischka, run!

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zu einem gesunden Post, die total unterstützt Ihre Entscheidung, den Cracker Dog Kategorie eingeben. Du hast deinen kleinen Bruder und dem Rest der Familie stolz. Fühlen Sie sich frei an meine Privatadresse schicken einen Teil des Geldes Sie von Ihrer Seite Job bekam. Ausführen, Mischka, lauf!

The most important part of the competition is next.

Stay tuned for Best in Show coming as soon as the DOH gets it together.

 

 

Judge Twink

Through The Glass Door

Our senior dog is enjoying the warm weather

Twinkie

The Cat In The Hat

a book by Twinkie the teacup chihuahua

WTD! (What The Dog)

The Chiweenie In The Hat

by

Twinkie

Wordless Wednesday

Twink!

The Greek Protest Dog | Kanellos

Greece has gone to the dogs, I'm sad to say. What stuns me though is that even the dogs know it. While Greeks have been protesting, for two years straight now, following the death of a young boy by a police officer, the country's public financial humiliation, wage cuts, recession, corrupt government, spasmodic riots, turning the city into a Mad Max backdrop, one DOG stands out.

Kanellos, the mutt, not a designer dog, is still in the front line. Dogs need to eat too, you know?

Greek Protest Dog In Pictures

Watch carefully

What up dawg???

I am grateful that the world has its eyes on this dog--keeps everyone busy and entertained and the country a teensy-weensy bit less mocked.

Photos courtesy of The Guardian, U.K.
Reporting from L.A.
Twinkie

I've Had It!

For those of you who wonder why you don't see more of me, Twinkie, the teacup chihuahua, the rightful owner of this blog . . .

 Oh, no!

Those two are into it again.

 And it's not as if Frankie, the chiweenie, enjoys it either.

 Look, it's the dancing queen.

Let's have some quiet, you two!

 Ugh! That's enough!

Come here, you!

Twinkie