Dog Spa Days

As a blog star, book protagonist, and model, I, Twinkie, the teacup chihuahua, need to look good at all times. No fast trips to the grocery store or Home Depot looking like I just got out of bed. I need to be presentable around the clock. That's where the dog spa comes in. I have to maintain my furs. The good thing about the dog spa is that it's nothing like grooming. I know many of my furiends do not like going to the dog groomer, and I'm here to offer a great alternative. Please put your parents to bed before reading the rest of this.

The Dog Spa Twinkie Style

First, you have to find a wet dirty spot.

Collapse to one side.

Turn to the other side.

Make sure not to miss your head.

Repeat the original side to make sure all the mud and dirt saturate your bodacious bod.

You're starting to get the idea.

Remember to take small breaks to breathe out of your mouth.

Back to enjoying the dog spa.

Et voilà! Dog spa treatment est fini!

From rescue dog being kicked around the streets of downtown Los Angeles to having my personal dog spa! Unreal! Life is beautiful . . .

Dog training tip: Next time your parents offer to take you to the dog groomer, suggest this alternative. They may bulk at first, but that's when you bring up the price comparison. Nothing beats a dog spa day!

Twinkie

M's POV

All blog-stars feel ignored once in a while. I will demonstrate using pictures, how my pack and the cats spend their days as M works away.

This is M's desk. 

The bodies belong to Bob and Jet, the tailless twin kitties.

They are allowed up there.

Please notice: coffee cup, PetZoom (ultrasonic dog bark control), cherry flavored chapstick (M's addiction), Program (dog flea treatment). 

This is Jet's favorite napping position.

M is sure it's due to Jet's XL tummy.

Bob refuses to grow up. He's a wool sucker because he was never properly weaned.

He prefers it when the shirt he's sucking on is on M.

Max, the maine coon cat, is a loner.

He spends his mornings napping on the Emery Cat Scratch Board on top of the pool table.

Our beloved senior dog likes to be as close to her mistress' feet as possible.

We, the brats, the chiweenie and the teacup chihuahua (moi) love to play bitey-face by M's legs. Sometimes we irritate her so much that she puts us on her lap. 

Hint hint! Dog training tip!

What do you do while your parents work?

Twinkie