Chiweenie Trip Trapping Over My Blog?

Everyone familiar The Three Billy Goats Gruff, with the mean ugly troll that lived under the bridge, waiting to eat the billy goats? Well, after yesterday's shenanigans my chiweenie sissy pulled, I, a tiny tea cup chi, am feeling like the troll. I'm going to stake her out as she crosses the bridge. She can all the small dog rescue for all I care, as long as they let me be.

And then I'm going to gobble her up!
Twink!