The honorable Judge Twink presiding
I hope you're all getting you entries ready for Mango Minster 2011
I promise to be "gentle" (evil bol)
I have been provoked by the Relentlessly Huge and I must admit, he knows exactly which buttons to push, therefore (this is top secret), let me give you a piece of my mind.
Where I stand on BRIBES:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bribes are sweet
Send them care of The Twink
All bribes are final. No take backs. All bribes must also be cyber-bribes. If you use my pee-mail, I shall hunt you down and mail you:
THIS to your home address.
Twinkie V. Twinkerson
United Pet Blogdom District Judge