Such a lovely place
Plenty of room at the hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here . . .
But when you are a tiny three legged dog, even 20 star hotels can have their issues. For example, I made a special request for a staircase in my suite.
'Scuse me! You don't think I can tell the difference between pillows and a staircase?
Getting up to my luxurious bed is a chore.
"OMD! Frankiiiiiiie! I can't breathe."
Help! Somebody get me an oxygen mask.
Welcome to the hotel California,
Last thing I remember I was running for the door . . .
Remember, always ask your suite-mates to refrain from eating gassy foods.