Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place
Plenty of room at the hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here . . .

But when you are a tiny three legged dog, even 20 star hotels can have their issues. For example, I made a special request for a staircase in my suite.

'Scuse me! You don't think I can tell the difference between pillows and a staircase?

Getting up to my luxurious bed is a chore.

"OMD! Frankiiiiiiie! I can't breathe."

The brindle chiweenie stole some three bean chili con carne for lunch. Ugh!

Help! Somebody get me an oxygen mask.

"Wasn't me."

Welcome to the hotel California,

Last thing I remember I was running for the door . . .

Remember, always ask your suite-mates to refrain from eating gassy foods.

Twinkie