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Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday Funnies

Mondays are rough on most of us, so I wanted to start out our week with a few jokes. In order to stick with my blog's main theme, dogs, I decided to use Mother In Law jokes and substitute Pedro, my nutty, devilish, obnoxious and extremely annoying baby bro.

Dog Jokes!

1. Q:  What do you do if you miss your baby bro??
A:  RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Two dogs were in a pub.  One says to her pack mate, "My baby bro is an angel."  Her friend replies, "You're lucky.  Mine is still alive."

3. Q:  How do you stop your baby bro from drowning?

A:  Take your paw off his head.

4. Q:  Why do they bury annoying baby bros 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?

A:  Because, deep down, they really are very nice puppies.

5. Q:  Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your own baby bro?

A:  A vicious dog eventually lets go!

6. "My baby bro was bitten by a rabid dog yesterday."
"How is she now?"
"She's fine, but the dog died."

7. Q:  The difference between outlaws and baby bros?

A:  Outlaws are Wanted!!

 These "jokes" are dedicated to my furiends who "suffer" from the addition of a new pack member. I'm still working on my idea for a SIBLING EXCHANGE PROGRAM (hear me Fiona, Thunder, Phantom, Bunny and family . . .  ?)

Have a great week!

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