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Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday Funnies

Mondays are rough on most of us, so I wanted to start out our week with a few jokes. In order to stick with my blog's main theme, dogs, I decided to use Mother In Law jokes and substitute Pedro, my nutty, devilish, obnoxious and extremely annoying baby bro.



Dog Jokes!

1. Q:  What do you do if you miss your baby bro??
A:  RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Two dogs were in a pub.  One says to her pack mate, "My baby bro is an angel."  Her friend replies, "You're lucky.  Mine is still alive."

3. Q:  How do you stop your baby bro from drowning?

A:  Take your paw off his head.

4. Q:  Why do they bury annoying baby bros 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?

A:  Because, deep down, they really are very nice puppies.

5. Q:  Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your own baby bro?

A:  A vicious dog eventually lets go!


6. "My baby bro was bitten by a rabid dog yesterday."
"How is she now?"
"She's fine, but the dog died."


7. Q:  The difference between outlaws and baby bros?

A:  Outlaws are Wanted!!


 These "jokes" are dedicated to my furiends who "suffer" from the addition of a new pack member. I'm still working on my idea for a SIBLING EXCHANGE PROGRAM (hear me Fiona, Thunder, Phantom, Bunny and family . . .  ?)

Have a great week!

Twinkie 

9 comments:

HoundDogMom said...

BOL...You made our Monday. The HoundDogs

Cocorue said...

hey TwinkTwink,

you brought sunshine to our rainy Monday and we looooooove you.....

chikisses
coco and tiffy

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

#7 is THE best, Twink.

Now which one of us were you hoping to exchange for Pedro? BOL - the Pest, right? How about if we send them both to Fiona for a while and then to Bunny? Would that work?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Hank said...

HAAAAAAA! Those are good ones, honey!

jen said...

LOL! Good way to start off the week! Thanks for the laughs!

Benny and Lily said...

A good way to start Monday
Benny & Lily

Asta said...

Twinkie
that is vewy funny!!1 hehehe
My baby bwo doesn't live wif me, but he sometimes stays hewe fow a few days when his Mommi is out of town. he's coming thuwsday..i will twy to be patient, hehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Bahahaha, those are funny jokes. Oh man, am I glad I don't have a sibling! But I think I've heard A talk about bringing home another pup, uh oh...

Woofs,
Pepsi

K9friend said...

Tee-hee! Great way to start the morning!

Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com

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