Mondays are rough on most of us, so I wanted to start out our week with a few jokes. In order to stick with my blog's main theme, dogs, I decided to use Mother In Law jokes and substitute Pedro, my nutty, devilish, obnoxious and extremely annoying baby bro.
Dog Jokes!
1. Q: What do you do if you miss your baby bro??
A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Two dogs were in a pub. One says to her pack mate, "My baby bro is an angel." Her friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
3. Q: How do you stop your baby bro from drowning?
A: Take your paw off his head.
A: Take your paw off his head.
4. Q: Why do they bury annoying baby bros 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?
A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice puppies.
A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice puppies.
5. Q: Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your own baby bro?
A: A vicious dog eventually lets go!
A: A vicious dog eventually lets go!
6. "My baby bro was bitten by a rabid dog yesterday."
"How is she now?"
"She's fine, but the dog died."
"How is she now?"
"She's fine, but the dog died."
7. Q: The difference between outlaws and baby bros?
A: Outlaws are Wanted!!
These "jokes" are dedicated to my furiends who "suffer" from the addition of a new pack member. I'm still working on my idea for a SIBLING EXCHANGE PROGRAM (hear me Fiona, Thunder, Phantom, Bunny and family . . . ?)
A: Outlaws are Wanted!!
These "jokes" are dedicated to my furiends who "suffer" from the addition of a new pack member. I'm still working on my idea for a SIBLING EXCHANGE PROGRAM (hear me Fiona, Thunder, Phantom, Bunny and family . . . ?)
Have a great week!
Twinkie
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9 comments:
BOL...You made our Monday. The HoundDogs
hey TwinkTwink,
you brought sunshine to our rainy Monday and we looooooove you.....
chikisses
coco and tiffy
#7 is THE best, Twink.
Now which one of us were you hoping to exchange for Pedro? BOL - the Pest, right? How about if we send them both to Fiona for a while and then to Bunny? Would that work?
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
HAAAAAAA! Those are good ones, honey!
LOL! Good way to start off the week! Thanks for the laughs!
A good way to start Monday
Benny & Lily
Twinkie
that is vewy funny!!1 hehehe
My baby bwo doesn't live wif me, but he sometimes stays hewe fow a few days when his Mommi is out of town. he's coming thuwsday..i will twy to be patient, hehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Bahahaha, those are funny jokes. Oh man, am I glad I don't have a sibling! But I think I've heard A talk about bringing home another pup, uh oh...
Woofs,
Pepsi
Tee-hee! Great way to start the morning!
Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com
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