Dog training tip #1
Look pitifully but in a reserved manner at the bipeds' treats
Do not get too close for the humans' comfort
Dog Training Tip #2
While practicing your anticipation technique, try your best to look as pathetic as possible
Dog Training Tip #3
Always wait for your turn
I said, "Wait your turn!"
Now, do you believe me?
Dog training tip #4
Savor every last dollop otherwise next time your bipeds will think you didn't like it much
Every lick counts
Dog Training Tip # 5
Do not gloat!
Follow my tips and you too will be in heaven