The honorable Judge Twink presiding
I hope you're all getting you entries ready for Mango Minster 2011
I promise to be "gentle" (evil bol)
NEW RULES
I have been provoked by the Relentlessly Huge and I must admit, he knows exactly which buttons to push, therefore (this is top secret), let me give you a piece of my mind.
Where I stand on BRIBES:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bribes are sweet
Send them care of The Twink
Clarification
All bribes are final. No take backs. All bribes must also be cyber-bribes. If you use my pee-mail, I shall hunt you down and mail you:
THIS to your home address.
Any questions?
Twinkie V. Twinkerson
United Pet Blogdom District Judge
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11 comments:
We will watch Lil diablo Pedricko for 1 week
Benny & Lily
NOT!
So you're the Cracker Dog judge? It's a pawsome repsonsibility. I hope you get some fabulous bribes. I'm thinking of entering in the Diva class, but I think there'll be lots of competition.
Golly Twink, I bet you are going to really clean up. Way to go.
Slobbers,
Mango
Me's not taking 'da brides.. nope..
not me's.. Hmmmm... uh uh.. no sir ree's..
hu hu's..
hey.. me's not tell yous taking any brides if yous got some peanut butters.. just kiddin'
okays.. see yous around
Laters,
Anakin Man
Your Honour,
It is my most humble request that you swing by the habitat for some very important MangoMinster information regarding the Cracker Dog competition.
Sincerely,
Sam
Shall we save you the trouble of the hunt and just give you our address? BOL
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Brides... There will be BRIDES???
I don't think Ruby and Penny will allow me to have any MORE Brides.
Hi Twink,
After reading your post, I think you should run for Chicago mayor. I would vote early and often for you.
xoxo
Pumpkin
Ok, you have our word for no pee-mail bribes. We don't want that diablo in our house! Get thee behind me Pedro, saith the Mom.
Kitty and Coco
Twink,
Heated dog beds are de rigueur at all 5 star resorts.
Sam and Pippen
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