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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

You're Going to Wish You Weren't an Insane Cracker Dog!


It's time for Mango Minster 2011--oh yeah--and for me to redeem myself.

In total juxtaposition to the drunken cervesa-gulping chihuahua you had gotten used to during Mango Minster 2010, I shall hereto be referred to as "Judge Twink" or simply "Your Honor". Based on loads of recent experience (the adoption of my baby bro Pedrito), it is most appropriate that I be the judge of the infamous yet crowd pleasing Insane Cracker Dog category.


If you lose your way, you can get to Mango Minster 2011 by clicking HERE 
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May the wackiest doggie win. I promise I will NOT be impartial, hold back, be patient, self-disciplined, or maintain proper judicial temperament. We're going to par-tay!

Twinkie V. Twinkerson

United Pet Blogdom District Judge

12 comments:

Mr. Pip said...

I am still trying to figure out which category to enter. You may be seeing me in the cracker dog category.

Your pal, Pip

Pepsi Bum said...

You're gonna be a great judge, considering you have to live with Pedro.

Woofs,
Pepsi

Mango said...

Hey Twinkie! Lacie Beast is all bummed out because she usually bribes the judges, but you are crazier than her and just as tough. She is in for a world of hurt now.

Slobbers,
mango

Tucker said...

You will make a great cracker judge - I mean you had all those cracker kittehs and now that cracker Pedrito. I'm more of a cheese fan... no make that pate'.

woof - Tucker

Frankie Furter said...

CONGRATULATIONS ... JUDGE TWINK.
I think you are gonna be TUFF "judging" by your picture!!
hehehe Judging... that's a Frankie Funny Punny!!!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Your Honor, we know you will do a great job - will the Terrorista be entering? If so, then your decision is already made - no pup could top Pedro.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Asta said...

GULP, Youw Judgeship

I think I will wefwain fwom entewing youw categowy..you look vewy sewious about this
(hopeyou get some good bwibes)
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Fenris and the Cats said...

I thinks I may have entered the wrong category. I loves to party.

Oskar said...

Oh boy, that's my category! Was it Bully sticks that you like to eat???

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hu Hu's

Hey 'deres Twinkie..
Lookin forward to seeing you~

'dis is gonna be a fun stuffs

Laters buddy,
Anakin Man

Deborah said...

A judge, WOW!!!!
I gave you a shout out in my post today! I mentioned your book again!!!
xxoo
Deborah

Benny and Lily said...

Okay Twinkie we enetered on our blog today. Now where should we send the bribes?
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

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