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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Toilet Dog Bowl Needs A Hand

I recently discovered an amazing new dog product. It's the hand-shaped dog leash! There are many kinds of dog leashes in the market: nylon, leather, braided, colorful, retractable, flexi, hemp . . . but a hand-shaped one? I'd never seen one before, so let me share a product stock photo:
The hand-shaped dog leash
aka
"The Hand"
A new movie based on a Steven King novel


What I'm really curious about is, what did the creators of the hand-shaped dog leash have in mind? Other than the fact that it's really hand-y.

Ten Top Hypothetical uses for the hand-shaped dog leash

 1. Lack of boyfriend or girlfriend
 2. Missing human contact
 3. Dog walking and simultaneous back scratching
 4. Fear of germs on actual leash?
 5. Needed another hand to match the one sticking out of the back of the car trunk
 6. Neighborhood burglar who doesn't want to leave fingerprints
 7. Someone who keeps misplacing their dog leash and need a hand finding it
 8. Easier to scratch dog owner's hiney with while walking the dog
 9. The dog walker is Captain Hook
10. A mess free hand ... (Deleted by blog owner because it was R-rated)

Miscelanious Hand-Shaped Dog Leash Uses

The better to push the dog stroller with

A nice stroll in Venice
Especially "handy" for tall people


I'm sure I'm going to get comments full of insightful and comical potential hand-shaped dog leash uses, but beat this one:

The Hand was created to better flush the . . .

Toilet Dog Bowl

The Hand: "Allow me to flush it for you, young master."


This concludes today's post about The Hand.
PS: If you need a hands free dog leash, simply remove The Hand.

Twink!


14 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Just think: someone akhtually BUYS that -

Shaking head here!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Deborah said...

This is just so funny!! The only other hand I know like this is from the Addams Family, "The Thing"...
Have a nice weekend!
xxoo
Deborah

Sagira said...

Okay, that leash is just weird.

The water thing is cute though. :)

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh my...RH sent us over here to enter the contest...we loved your post on THE HAND...

Mumsie needs that hand when she wipes off Scruffy's feet...it would save a lot of $$ in bandaids...

Kisses,

Lacie Beast who has a very small tushie inspite of the nasty rumors in blogland....

Bubba Marley said...

This is just too funny!!! I love your blog, i've been reading ever since I started my dog blog.

El'bow and Hauwii said...

that hand freak us out!!!

Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

Lola said...

I think I'm just confused. I know there are lots and lots of products out there and there must be a lot of pressure to come up with different ones. I mean, I think the dog toilet bowl is kind of cute and somedogs would really enjoy it. Not me. I would never drink out of that thing, but some like it. But the hand has me scratching my head. Which is something it might be useful for, perhaps.

lotsa licks, Lola

JackDaddy said...

I'm confused. Do you carry the hand in your hand or what?

Benny and Lily said...

BOL, that is terrifying, BOL
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

How about getting one just to scare the beejeebers out of somebody who comes over to let the dogs out and doesn't know them?

Bunny

ocmist said...

We thought this was hysterical. Grammy especially thought that the toiletbowl waterer was great! Thanks for giving her a laugh! The CCC

P.S. We posted your pumpkin and asked for prayers and pawsitive thoughts for you, our dear little friend.

Maggie and Mitch said...

Oh my! That leash is just too wierd for us, Twink!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

parlance said...

Oh, that's so funny. Do you think anyone who buys it might have more money than sense?

I kind of wouldn't mind having one...

Nadine, Chewy and Lilibell said...

Could the Hand be used to pluck the dingleberries from our hineys when Mom and Dad aren't home?? BOL!

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

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