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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Trojan Terrorista

USC Campus Shut Down as Police Investigate Terrorist "Poop Art" Threat

Authorities shut down parts of the USC campus as they investigated an apparent threat made by a tiny but mighty dog. The caller and perp at first tried to remain anonymous, but after interrogation by the 911 operator confessed that his name was Pedrito.

Law enforcement sources told The Times that the university received a call from someone claiming he had planted "poop art" inside a campus building by scooting his tiny hiney high up against a wall. 

 The sources said the caller was BOL and sounded intoxicated. He said he'd overdosed on his roommates' catnip. 

Nonetheless, USC campus police were searching the area, said the sources. 

Students and staff on campus reported parts of the campus had to be close off and fumigated. 

Now, as you all know, I, Twinkie Van Twinkerson, the teacup chihuahua have my special sources. The truth is that the USC chihuahua puppy threat came from no other than my own baby bro, Pedro who was returned home, alas, safely, earlier this evening (ugh). 

At this point in time, Pedro is not only wanted on the USC campus, he's also blown any chance of visiting his human sister on campus ever again!

Pedrito also blew his chances of graduating from USC like me

Reporting live from the living room heated dog bed,

Twinkie

8 comments:

pam said...

We feel terrible for Pedrito! Butt butt butt it was his butt that prevented him from getting a higher education???


Bobo and Meja

Mr. Pip said...

Had I known I could work from the comfort of my heated dog bed, I might have become a reporter. I wonder if it is too late for a career change?

Your Pal, Pip

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

BOL - this must have been the most excitement for the USC campus since those LA riots in the early '90s when the Momster was so worried about our human brother. But this one really "stunk" up the campus. Pedrito better find a good makeup artist so he can remain incognito.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

rottrover said...

No "barkalauriat" for Pedrito. You didn't put him up to this did you Miss Twinkie??

Oskar said...

Oh my, poop art does seem a little rude!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

Oh no! We hope they don't catch Pedro!!! :D

Lorenza said...

Sounds like Pedrito made sure everyone knew he was there!
Oh-oh!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Ah, Twinkie, he's still a baby. They can get away with anything. Doesn't sound like anyone got hurt, just maybe a little embarrassed. Besides, think how good you look when your conduct is compared to his. You need Pedro to boost your ratings.

We were most interested to read about the new CA law regarding e-personation. We're sure it can't apply to having your secretary do your typing for you. There has to be some bad intent or at least some damage to the victim, and the worst our humans do is screw up our posts or forget to make them at all. So your mom should be safe to continue helping with your blog.

Happy New Year, little dudes.

Jed & Abby

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