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Friday, September 3, 2010

Dog Spa Days

As a blog star, book protagonist, and model, I, Twinkie, the teacup chihuahua, need to look good at all times. No fast trips to the grocery store or Home Depot looking like I just got out of bed. I need to be presentable around the clock. That's where the dog spa comes in. I have to maintain my furs. The good thing about the dog spa is that it's nothing like grooming. I know many of my furiends do not like going to the dog groomer, and I'm here to offer a great alternative. Please put your parents to bed before reading the rest of this.

The Dog Spa Twinkie Style

First, you have to find a wet dirty spot.

Collapse to one side.

Turn to the other side.
Make sure not to miss your head.

Repeat the original side to make sure all the mud and dirt saturate your bodacious bod.

You're starting to get the idea.

Remember to take small breaks to breathe out of your mouth.

Back to enjoying the dog spa.

Et voilĂ ! Dog spa treatment est fini!

From rescue dog being kicked around the streets of downtown Los Angeles to having my personal dog spa! Unreal! Life is beautiful . . .
Dog training tip: Next time your parents offer to take you to the dog groomer, suggest this alternative. They may bulk at first, but that's when you bring up the price comparison. Nothing beats a dog spa day!

Twinkie

17 comments:

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

So THAT'S how you do it! We knew you had to have some sort of secret beauty routine! ;-) No offense, Twink, but I like going to the groomer - I feel all sleek and streamlined when I come back. And I don't really like mud between my toes...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Benny and Lily said...

So the secret is out. We thought it was Botox or plastic surgery. Have a good one
Benny & Lily

Kitty+Coco said...

Brilliance Twink. Mud bath, exfoliation, salt scrub and tan..everything is covered. Might still be a hard sell.

Kitty and Coco

K-9 Katastrophe said...

What a great idea!

Licks,
Brodie

JackDaddy said...

Someone is going to get a bath when she gets home! :)

Draco and his Mom said...

Wow...you found a great mud treatment...I like the rolling massage but I can only find the stinky grass in my neck of the woods. I am going to keep my eyes open for the super deluxe mud spa.
Wags,
Draco

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Oh My ... What a Doggie Spa Day you had there. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Cupcake said...

Twinkie, you always know how to have fun. Hey, people pay a lot of money for those mud baths. You taught us all how to do it for free! Thanks!

Love, Cupcake

Sagira said...

Dublin Dog collars would love these photos. They love dirty dogs! :)

Lola said...

Clearly that is one reason you stay so young looking. That and a clear conscience, I imagine. Still, now that you lay it all out, you're pretty high profile. Or at least as high profile as someone your height can be. I think you're going to have to get a personal stylist pretty soon.

lotsa licks, Lola

Samantha said...

Oh, I hate when Rugby goes to the dog spa!! :P

He gives me that SAME look you have in that last picture though. You look quite pleased with todays beauty treatment!

Oskar said...

Ha, that price business might be what finally gets me out of the trips to the groomers!

Nubbin' wiggles,
Oskar

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Thanks!

I pawed notes fur the future!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Oh dear Twinkie - Menace would kill me if I got all muddy like that. Who is your publicist?

xoxo
Pumpkin

Lorenza said...

Priceless!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Piappies World said...

Hello Twinkie!

Sorry we have not been updating our blog so much. You sure know how to have a FULL dos spa. You got everything covered and it sure looks like a LOT of fun! Weeeee


Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

PS: We love your calendar preview there!

Nadine, Chewy and Lilibell said...

We have heard of hoomans going in mud baths for their skin, so it must be just as good for us dawgs! Although we know for sure our Mom would have a heart attack if we ever did that, BOL!

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

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