The Dog Spa Twinkie Style
First, you have to find a wet dirty spot.
Collapse to one side.
Turn to the other side.
Make sure not to miss your head.
Repeat the original side to make sure all the mud and dirt saturate your bodacious bod.
You're starting to get the idea.
Remember to take small breaks to breathe out of your mouth.
Back to enjoying the dog spa.
Et voilà! Dog spa treatment est fini!
From rescue dog being kicked around the streets of downtown Los Angeles to having my personal dog spa! Unreal! Life is beautiful . . .
Dog training tip: Next time your parents offer to take you to the dog groomer, suggest this alternative. They may bulk at first, but that's when you bring up the price comparison. Nothing beats a dog spa day!