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Thursday, January 27, 2011

A Brilliant Idea

Some of you may already be familiar with the KLAW KONTROL BAG. For those who aren't, it's a kitteh restraint bag. According to the product description, the KLAW KONTROL BAG is recommended to aid the feline owner in

1. Trimming cat's nails safely
2. Administering Medication
3. Brushing Teeth




the KLAW KONTROL BAG


My tiny yet entrepreneurial mind came up with a better and rather profitable (literally and metaphorically) idea:

I'm here to share a brand new product, patent pending,

the PEDRO KONTROL BAG

As with the KLAW KONTROL BAG, the PEDRO KONTROL BAG is recommended to aid the Pedrito owner in


1. Trimming his nails safely


2. Administering Medication



3. Brushing Teeth


Pssst, remember, this was MY idea.

Twink!

18 comments:

Bouncing Bertie said...

Twinkie Tiny Dog
Let me just say that I totally agree it is an absolutely brilliant idea, as of course one would expect from a dog whose every idea is the product of a genius.
I hasten to add that this is my genuine view and IN NO WAY CONNECTED WITH YOUR POSITION AS HIGHLY ESTEEMED JUDGE OF THE INSANE CRACKER DOG CATEGORY AT MANGO MINSTER 2011.
Oh no. not at all!
Cheers!
Bertie.
PS You might like to check out my blog post today...

Susan said...

OMGosh! that is just tooo funny!
Thanks for the smile.
Susan

Mango said...

Wonderful strategy. I believe one of Master's smaller tool pouches will work just as well on PeeWee. Maybe that would be a fun project for today.

Slobbers,
mango

Sonic said...

That is a great idea! I'll use it to capture Knuckles. That guy is just all kinds of insane, and it'll be good to secure him so I can get some rest!

Sonic

Corbin said...

BOL!!! Great post, my furiend!
-Corbin

The Bumpass Hounds said...

That Khat Kontrol Bag is probably too big for someone of your diminutive stature.
- TBH&K

brooke said...

hahahahahahah! I bet he could fit in a fanny pack! :)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Twink, all we can say is it is a good thing you are sequestered at the Estate. Payback for this one could be not so good - better for Pedro to have some cooldown time.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

JackDaddy said...

You do make me smile so big!! :)

kks said...

that's hilarious!
xoxo

Charlie said...

Oh, Twink, keep in mind that what goes around, comes around, and STAY AWAY FROM THE BAG!
- your friend, Charlie

Cat Mandu said...

I'll bet your kitty friend can still BITE! (That's what I'd do, if someone stuffed me into a bag.)

Oskar said...

Excellent strategies. Now make sure he doesn't accidentally get zipped in that bag and left in a closet by mistake or anything. Ya know.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Brilliant product, Twink. Any suggestions for keeping hammies out of a dog's food bowl and foods?

Woofs,
Pepsi

Lorenza said...

I wonder if the bag comes with those torture devices included!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Doggie strait jackets! I LOVE it! It might, ah, "help" Abby when she has those spazzy puppy moments... Heehee.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

A clever idea and thankfully Your Honor remembered to note "patent pending." We sincerely hope Your Honor does not end up hoisted by her own petard, as astute reader Charlie warns about.

Having read many of the comments being made by Mango Minster contestants, on their own and on judges' blogs, Abby has determined that shameless flattery and sucking up will not be deemed disciplinary offenses. Only the actual offering and acceptance of concrete, material bribes will be investigated and reported to the RH. Otherwise, Abby would get absolutely no sleep between now and the end of Mango Minster.

Kitty+Coco said...

Let me be the first to put in my order for your particular containment kit. I would even pay extra for a double dose of Nyquil. Coco could sure use this when she gets her nails cut. Mom has considered fashioning a straight jacket of sorts, but this might work.

Thanks.

Kitty

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