1. Trimming cat's nails safely
2. Administering Medication
3. Brushing Teeth
the KLAW KONTROL BAG
My tiny yet entrepreneurial mind came up with a better and rather profitable (literally and metaphorically) idea:
I'm here to share a brand new product, patent pending,
I'm here to share a brand new product, patent pending,
the PEDRO KONTROL BAG
As with the KLAW KONTROL BAG, the PEDRO KONTROL BAG is recommended to aid the Pedrito owner in
1. Trimming his nails safely
2. Administering Medication
Pssst, remember, this was MY idea.
Twink!
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18 comments:
Twinkie Tiny Dog
Let me just say that I totally agree it is an absolutely brilliant idea, as of course one would expect from a dog whose every idea is the product of a genius.
I hasten to add that this is my genuine view and IN NO WAY CONNECTED WITH YOUR POSITION AS HIGHLY ESTEEMED JUDGE OF THE INSANE CRACKER DOG CATEGORY AT MANGO MINSTER 2011.
Oh no. not at all!
Cheers!
Bertie.
PS You might like to check out my blog post today...
OMGosh! that is just tooo funny!
Thanks for the smile.
Susan
Wonderful strategy. I believe one of Master's smaller tool pouches will work just as well on PeeWee. Maybe that would be a fun project for today.
Slobbers,
mango
That is a great idea! I'll use it to capture Knuckles. That guy is just all kinds of insane, and it'll be good to secure him so I can get some rest!
Sonic
BOL!!! Great post, my furiend!
-Corbin
That Khat Kontrol Bag is probably too big for someone of your diminutive stature.
- TBH&K
hahahahahahah! I bet he could fit in a fanny pack! :)
Twink, all we can say is it is a good thing you are sequestered at the Estate. Payback for this one could be not so good - better for Pedro to have some cooldown time.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
You do make me smile so big!! :)
that's hilarious!
xoxo
Oh, Twink, keep in mind that what goes around, comes around, and STAY AWAY FROM THE BAG!
- your friend, Charlie
I'll bet your kitty friend can still BITE! (That's what I'd do, if someone stuffed me into a bag.)
Excellent strategies. Now make sure he doesn't accidentally get zipped in that bag and left in a closet by mistake or anything. Ya know.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Brilliant product, Twink. Any suggestions for keeping hammies out of a dog's food bowl and foods?
Woofs,
Pepsi
I wonder if the bag comes with those torture devices included!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Doggie strait jackets! I LOVE it! It might, ah, "help" Abby when she has those spazzy puppy moments... Heehee.
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
A clever idea and thankfully Your Honor remembered to note "patent pending." We sincerely hope Your Honor does not end up hoisted by her own petard, as astute reader Charlie warns about.
Having read many of the comments being made by Mango Minster contestants, on their own and on judges' blogs, Abby has determined that shameless flattery and sucking up will not be deemed disciplinary offenses. Only the actual offering and acceptance of concrete, material bribes will be investigated and reported to the RH. Otherwise, Abby would get absolutely no sleep between now and the end of Mango Minster.
Let me be the first to put in my order for your particular containment kit. I would even pay extra for a double dose of Nyquil. Coco could sure use this when she gets her nails cut. Mom has considered fashioning a straight jacket of sorts, but this might work.
Thanks.
Kitty
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