Say Aah (Clean Version)

 Go girl

It's your birthday

 Open wide

 I know you're thirsty

Say aah (aah, aah, aah, aah) 

Let me hear you say aah (aah, aah, aah, aah)  

My sincerest thanks to Mr. Trey Songz for his inspiration

Twinkie

PSA: Say No To Drugs

Drugs are really really bad for you for many reasons

The following photos demonstrate just ONE of those reasons, the lamest one . . .

Say "no" to drugs, even if it's only because THEY MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID!

Twink!

Trojan Terrorista

USC Campus Shut Down as Police Investigate Terrorist "Poop Art" Threat

Authorities shut down parts of the USC campus as they investigated an apparent threat made by a tiny but mighty dog. The caller and perp at first tried to remain anonymous, but after interrogation by the 911 operator confessed that his name was Pedrito.

Law enforcement sources told The Times that the university received a call from someone claiming he had planted "poop art" inside a campus building by scooting his tiny hiney high up against a wall. 

 The sources said the caller was BOL and sounded intoxicated. He said he'd overdosed on his roommates' catnip. 

Nonetheless, USC campus police were searching the area, said the sources. 

Students and staff on campus reported parts of the campus had to be close off and fumigated. 

Now, as you all know, I, Twinkie Van Twinkerson, the teacup chihuahua have my special sources. The truth is that the USC chihuahua puppy threat came from no other than my own baby bro, Pedro who was returned home, alas, safely, earlier this evening (ugh). 

At this point in time, Pedro is not only wanted on the USC campus, he's also blown any chance of visiting his human sister on campus ever again!

Pedrito also blew his chances of graduating from USC like me

Reporting live from the living room heated dog bed,

Twinkie

Pedrito Is Gone!!!

He's gone . . .

 All the fun is gone . . .

He's really really gone!

He went to spend a day with his sissy at USC. He'll be back . . .

Oh, boy.

Twinkie

E-Personation

All of us, pet bloggers and Face Book users out there, beware! This year, California moves to outlaw online "e-personation". Pretending to be someone else on a social network is now a misdemeanor, while possession of marijuana will only carry a $100.00 fine. What's up with that? Is catnip about to become illegal, can cats and dogs with blogs survive this hit?

Dog help us all!!!

(chiweenie demonstrating catnip effects on dogs)

What's going to happen to us??? Will there be no Global Animal Blogging Event (GABE) this year? Do we need to take down our Face Book "like" pages? I say we protest to exclude and separate ourselves from human e-poseurs . . .

A confused Twinkie

Happy New Year Wishes From Our Pack And Tribes To Yours . . .

 Bob, aka Boob

 Max, aka Maxine (he's got a really high pitch)

 Jet, aka Football (just look at her)

 Farrah "foster cat", aka Mama (not too fond of Pedro either)

 Puddles, aka Cry Baby

 Gigi Smudge, aka "The Shadow" (we rarely see her)

Charlie, M's idiot love child, drinking the poor goldfish's water during the tank's cleaning

We, the dogs!!!

We love you

HAPPY 2011

can't say it enough!

Happy New Year

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.  

~Pedrito, the chihuahua puppy