Evil, possessed, mean,
life threatening, scary, leaping,
overprotective,
overprotective,
feral Farrah the nursing cat mom...
got my ear today!
(I've booby-trapped her litter box)
That darn cat! She attacked me! How dare she?
No teacup chihuahua should ever be exposed to such violence. To make matters worse, those folks who make the Ace bandages do not make any for small dogs. Oh, and M is not fit for a nurse; she should keep her day job.
I have a scratch on my right ear.
It stings!
*This edition of "My life is a cat-astrophe" was brought to you by Twinkie Van Gogh.*
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28 comments:
Um, Twinkie, isn't that a bit of overkill with the whole body bandage thing - just for an ear scratch. I mean, we are cats, so maybe we don't know how sensitive doggie ears are and everything, but still, why would you need to wrap everything else up?
We thinks you could be right about M's nursing abilities. Perhaps you should call Laciebeast, she's a fur really real nurse.
Bobo and Meja
Twink! OMD! We think M needs to wrap the back end up as well... then you would be kitteh proofed! Although, you might not be able to walk...
Sam and Pippen
wel i (el'bow) have the same probleme
hey! you look like a burrito
Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Is you okay Twinkletoes? Apparently them twinkletoes didn't get you outta theres spiffy enough.
I soooo hope youis gonna be all fixed up soon.
Puddles
No offense, Twink, but, um, we can't even see the scratch. And didn't anyone ever tell you that approaching a nursing mom isn't the best idea? Especially kitteh mothers who have sharp claws... That said, I think you should hire a better animal care specialist - we can still see your face from underneath the ace bandage!!! (Just kidding!) So, um, get better quick, and avoid those sharp claws. (But maybe you'd feel better if you had some Frosty Paws?)
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Alien Pod Puppy
poor Twinkie! get some vet wrap...i'm sure those horse people have some!
xoxo
Oh poor Twink, those mother cats can be vicious. When our human brother was little we were looking after a mother cat and she scratched his nose and the blood gushed out - eek!
Wags and comiserations Dip Bridge and Elliot xx
We sure hope you are OK! Sorry that big mean kitty Cat is picking on you again!
Oh no, poor Twink - Phantom hopes you don't have to wear a cone. You tell that cat to keep her claws to herself.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Is there a drama queen in the house?
Benny & Lily
Uh, I think the bandage has kinda slipped off your ear there! :)
Oh, poooooor Twinkie. You looks pawsitively pitiful! But I don't know if it's cuz of the kitteh getting your ear or that rather miserable job your mom did bandaging you up. Either way, I am oh so sorry for your recent woes.
Sympathetic Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
I tried to tell you guys about those mean cats that will get ya. One got my ear not long ago to. Blood was everywhere. GRR
Unacceptable! Nobody messes with Twinkie! You tell that mean old kitteh I am on my way to give her a talk in two.
Slobbers,
Manog
Hope you're feeling much better soon! That sure is one big bandage!
take care
Clive and Murray
Woooos Twinkie! I think woo need some one on one cat training lessons, first of all Woooo are the Dog, so by rights that means woo rule the cat and all cats.
Second, stay away from cats they have really sharp claws.
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful
We hope the oversized bandage is making you feel better, Twink!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
BOL! Okay, I tried not to laugh, but I couldn't help it! You do have my sympathies on the injury and M's lack of ability to bandage. Didn't you tell her she could cut it shorter?
Bunny
Tee hee at Twinkie van Gogh. My cats occasionally slap my nose for no reason, I feel you're pain!
My mom person found this GIF for you!
http://senorgif.com/2010/08/26/funny-gifs-just-say-no-to-nip/
That is a Bad Cat ASStrophy for sure. Love the Booby trap for the litter pan idea!!
I'll see if Mango khan't stop by fur me too!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hope you feel better soon!
Cheers,
Maxx
Oh Twinkie! I'm SOOOO sorry. I know how awful those ear attacks can be. Hopefully you will heal much faster than I did!
Wags!
Mr. Nubbin'
I'm glad your attack wasn't any worse!!
Those kittehs can be lethal when they wanna be!
I say milk your injury for all the sympathy you can get.
xoxo
Pumpkin
Twink, can you even move around all wrapped up in that bandage? It looks like some kinda torture device, BOL! Tell M to definitely keep her day job!
Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell
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