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Monday, August 30, 2010

Is There A Dog Vet In The House?

Evil, possessed, mean,
life threatening, scary, leaping,
overprotective, 
feral Farrah the nursing cat mom...
got my ear today! 
 (I've booby-trapped her litter box)
That darn cat! She attacked me! How dare she?


No teacup chihuahua should ever be exposed to such violence. To make matters worse, those folks who make the Ace bandages do not make any for small dogs. Oh, and M is not fit for a nurse; she should keep her day job.

I have a scratch on my right ear.

It stings!


*This edition of "My life is a cat-astrophe" was brought to you by Twinkie Van Gogh.*

28 comments:

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Um, Twinkie, isn't that a bit of overkill with the whole body bandage thing - just for an ear scratch. I mean, we are cats, so maybe we don't know how sensitive doggie ears are and everything, but still, why would you need to wrap everything else up?

pam said...

We thinks you could be right about M's nursing abilities. Perhaps you should call Laciebeast, she's a fur really real nurse.

Bobo and Meja

Sam and Pippen said...

Twink! OMD! We think M needs to wrap the back end up as well... then you would be kitteh proofed! Although, you might not be able to walk...

Sam and Pippen

El'bow and Hauwii said...

wel i (el'bow) have the same probleme

hey! you look like a burrito


Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

3 doxies said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Is you okay Twinkletoes? Apparently them twinkletoes didn't get you outta theres spiffy enough.
I soooo hope youis gonna be all fixed up soon.

Puddles

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

No offense, Twink, but, um, we can't even see the scratch. And didn't anyone ever tell you that approaching a nursing mom isn't the best idea? Especially kitteh mothers who have sharp claws... That said, I think you should hire a better animal care specialist - we can still see your face from underneath the ace bandage!!! (Just kidding!) So, um, get better quick, and avoid those sharp claws. (But maybe you'd feel better if you had some Frosty Paws?)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Alien Pod Puppy

kks said...

poor Twinkie! get some vet wrap...i'm sure those horse people have some!
xoxo

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

Oh poor Twink, those mother cats can be vicious. When our human brother was little we were looking after a mother cat and she scratched his nose and the blood gushed out - eek!
Wags and comiserations Dip Bridge and Elliot xx

Life with 5 dogs said...

We sure hope you are OK! Sorry that big mean kitty Cat is picking on you again!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh no, poor Twink - Phantom hopes you don't have to wear a cone. You tell that cat to keep her claws to herself.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Benny and Lily said...

Is there a drama queen in the house?
Benny & Lily

JackDaddy said...

Uh, I think the bandage has kinda slipped off your ear there! :)

mayziegal said...

Oh, poooooor Twinkie. You looks pawsitively pitiful! But I don't know if it's cuz of the kitteh getting your ear or that rather miserable job your mom did bandaging you up. Either way, I am oh so sorry for your recent woes.

Sympathetic Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Sagira said...

I tried to tell you guys about those mean cats that will get ya. One got my ear not long ago to. Blood was everywhere. GRR

Mango said...

Unacceptable! Nobody messes with Twinkie! You tell that mean old kitteh I am on my way to give her a talk in two.

Slobbers,
Manog

Clive said...

Hope you're feeling much better soon! That sure is one big bandage!

take care
Clive and Murray

Kira The BeaWootiful and Mom said...

Woooos Twinkie! I think woo need some one on one cat training lessons, first of all Woooo are the Dog, so by rights that means woo rule the cat and all cats.
Second, stay away from cats they have really sharp claws.

~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Maggie and Mitch said...

We hope the oversized bandage is making you feel better, Twink!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

houndstooth said...

BOL! Okay, I tried not to laugh, but I couldn't help it! You do have my sympathies on the injury and M's lack of ability to bandage. Didn't you tell her she could cut it shorter?

Bunny

Oskar said...

Tee hee at Twinkie van Gogh. My cats occasionally slap my nose for no reason, I feel you're pain!

Oskar said...

My mom person found this GIF for you!

http://senorgif.com/2010/08/26/funny-gifs-just-say-no-to-nip/

Frankie Furter said...

That is a Bad Cat ASStrophy for sure. Love the Booby trap for the litter pan idea!!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'll see if Mango khan't stop by fur me too!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tanuki Maxx said...

Hope you feel better soon!

Cheers,
Maxx

Nubbin' Tails said...

Oh Twinkie! I'm SOOOO sorry. I know how awful those ear attacks can be. Hopefully you will heal much faster than I did!

Wags!

Mr. Nubbin'

Mr Koda MD said...

I'm glad your attack wasn't any worse!!
Those kittehs can be lethal when they wanna be!

Heather and Pumpkin said...

I say milk your injury for all the sympathy you can get.

xoxo
Pumpkin

Nadine, Chewy and Lilibell said...

Twink, can you even move around all wrapped up in that bandage? It looks like some kinda torture device, BOL! Tell M to definitely keep her day job!

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

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