M's defense attorney: Your honor, everyone surrounding Ms. M is opposed to her keeping all of the kittens including their mom.
Prosecution: Ehem. I would like the cons stated for the record. M has three cats already and they don't get along. She also has three dogs that occasionally get attacked by the cats. If she keeps the entire litter and their mother, M is going to end up with NINE cats. No outdoor cat enclosure is going to save her.
Suspect #1
Name: Trouble
Age: 48 days
Color: tuxedo kitten
Race: feline
Gender: male
PROS: Trouble is special. He's the only male. He has a beauty mark and a goatee. He eats out of M's hand. He runs to greet M every time she enters the nursery. Trouble can do the splits.
Suspect #2
Name: Alley Alarm aka Allie
Age: 48 days
Color: pointed kitten
Race: feline
Gender: female
PROS: Allie is a riot. She's the wildest of the bunch and she keeps changing colors. She's got white and fawn toes. M loves a good challenge.
Suspect #3
Name: Lolita aka Loli
Age: 48 days
Color: calico
Race: feline
Gender: female
PROS: She's the baby. Loli spends her days on her back sucking on her toes. Sometimes, she rushes and attacks her siblings. M finds this behavior adorable.
Suspect #4
Name: Teddy Smudge (did somebody mention cute kitten names?)
Age: 48 days
Color: pointed dilute calico kitten
Race: feline
Gender: female
PROS: Her name, for starters. She's also a quiet kitten that gets along with everyone. She's got a cute goatee, and amazing markings.
Suspect #5
Name: Puddles, named after you-know-who
Age: 48 days
Color: calico kitten
Race: feline
Gender: female
PROS: She is nuts over M. Puddles runs to greet M and then rubs herself all over her purring. She was the first of the kittens to purr at the human touch. She loves kitten treats.
Suspect #6
Name: Farrah, aka Mama
Age: under a year most likely
Color: charcoal and white with beautiful markings
Race: feline
Gender: female
PROS: M bonded with Farrah the minute she arrived. Even though Farrah attacked M, rather aggressively causing quite a bit of damage, M feels Farrah was just being protective of her angels. She's worried about her the most since she may be the hardest to socialize in our multi-pet cross breed home.
At the moment, M cannot bear the thought of breaking up this bundle of cuteness, help her do the right thing.
Defense and Prosecution attorneys rest their case. It's up to you, the jury now.
Twinkie