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Friday, January 21, 2011

Attention Insane Cracker Dogs | Part Deux

The honorable Judge Twink presiding

Sit!
Here are some more of the INSANE CRACKER DOG CATEGORY entries in

Warning:
Scoring rules may change at any time based on my SOLE discretion
Best possible score: 5
Worst possible score: -5
Extra points are in units and are based on bribes


Contestant #4
EVA
Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p for having confidence in yourself
5p for pawesome slobber action shot
5p for histrionics
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p for your personal energy level
4p for your post's energy level (I felt that you left much insanity undisclosed)
6p for your wicked moves
Level of Destruction
4p only because the mailman was not hurt, sorry
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
-1 for random princess shot. Are you crackers or a princess?
Bribes
Meep!


Contestant #5
GRETCHEN
Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p for your breed, 'nough said
4p for taking the time to thank the judges, blah blah. Where are the goods, huh?
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p for allowing the "inner cracker jack pop", an excellent poin
  5p for french kissing your mommy
Level of Destruction
3p for testing for softness by feel alone?! Use your teeth, if you want to be a proper cracker dog, Gretchen.
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
+5 because I liked your blog title. It also reaffirms your commitment to being crackers
Bribes
Am I going blind? I didn't see or smell any.



Ugh, why-oh-why do I bother warning you furiends? Can anybody hear me?


Court is adjourned for the day

Twinkie V. Twinkerson

United Pet Blogdom District Judge

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