Notice: I'm going to get back to address yesterday's comments, as soon as I'm allowed to leave the witness protection program. I was swiped yesterday from The Estate by the secret animal blog-dom police after receiving some disconcerting dog threats in my comments.
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The honorable Judge Twink presiding
TT4N
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The honorable Judge Twink presiding
You may sit or lie down.
Please, no pee-mail inside the courtroom.
Please, no pee-mail inside the courtroom.
More preliminary scoring of
INSANE CRACKER DOG CATEGORY entries in
Warning:
Scoring rules may change at any time based on my SOLE discretion
Best possible score: 5
Worst possible score: -5
Extra points are in units and are based on bribes
Contestant #6
Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p for breed advantage
5p for causing beach commotion, "the incident"
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p Overall reaction
-1p I had to deduct a point for the "normal" shot
Level of Destruction
4p for or excellent opening. I would have given you a 5 but you only destroyed one stuffy.
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
-1p for your mom's teasing comment in the end. Are you or are you not ferocious? Food for thought
-1 for allowing your human to share a photo of you soaking wet
+2 because of your pawrticipation in Show Us Your Tongue
Bribes
Better start working on that, kk?
Contestant #7
Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p for your enthusiasm
5p for getting the rules right
5p for being an ol' time pal
5p for being an ol' time pal
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p Overall reaction
6p for showing (instead of just telling) that you're a fighter and not a lover!
6p for showing (instead of just telling) that you're a fighter and not a lover!
Level of Destruction
4p for or excellent opening. I would have given you a 5 but you only destroyed one stuffy.
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
-1p for being on leash when standing at the edge of a cliff. It's only fair.
+1 for flying
+3 for ringing neighbors' doorbells and running away. We should do it together one of these days.
+1 for flying
+3 for ringing neighbors' doorbells and running away. We should do it together one of these days.
1000 bonus points. You set an example for all other Mango Minster contestants. Bravo! I'm proud of you. You're also in the lead still.
Contestant #8
Definition of Category (how well you fit in it)
5p for primarily cracking yourself up, a must for all cracker dogs
5p for cracker sleep positions
5p for obsession with shoes, tails, and tennis balls
5p for obsession with shoes, tails, and tennis balls
Energy Level of Participan and of Post
5p for being more springy than a bungee cord
6p for unleashing your "cracker doggieness" on the poodles
6p for unleashing your "cracker doggieness" on the poodles
Level of Destruction
5p for running through the house wet and rubbing of everything. Great dog training tip for all! Train your humans while they're still young.
Random and Arbitrary Bonus and Bogus Points
+2 for ears in the air action shots
+3 for final shot is which you show how crazy you are by eating human foot over paper carcass
+3 for final shot is which you show how crazy you are by eating human foot over paper carcass
Bribe
Instead of properly bribing my honor, you chose to: play with another chihuahua (not me), go visit horses (not with me) and celebrate Bobo's birthday (happy bark day Bobo) without me.
-200 points but there's still time.
I think I need a break until you folks get out your dogctionaries and figure out the meaning of the verb "to bribe".
Court is adjourned for the day
TT4N
Twinkie V. Twinkerson
United Pet Blogdom District Judge
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