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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Bribery Reminder

¡Ay, caramba!You folks need constant reminders. You also don't seem to understand the gravity of the situation.

I, Judge Twink, a sworn judge, solemnly swear, on my little bro's life, that I shall take into grave consideration any and all cyber-bribes offered in regards to Mango Minster 2011. You crazy and lazy fur-balls better act soon.

The contest entry deadline may be midnight, January 30th
but don't wait until last minute . . .

 Or you'll put me to sleep and indirectly force me to declare your entry inadmissible.
Twinkie V. Twinkerson

United Pet Blogdom District Judge


Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I was wondering how long it would take you to enter Pedrito. Make sure he fully understands the role of bribes in the Bad Sport competition. So far, my best offer is a trip to Ohio. ;-) (And there is NOTHING to worry about with Abby in the competition - she doesn't have anything that I want that she can use as a bribe!)

*kissey face*
-Fiona, Bad Sport Judge, MangoMinster 2011

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS this is a most important thingy fur sure!!!!

I understand the slow economy and all butt REALLY.. I am sure that there are those out there with DEEP FURS!!!
PeeS... Ruby and Penny LOVE EVERYTHING Yellow!!! I always have them FURST in my mind you know.
PeeS... for Fiona... I have an offer fur AVON Products Fur LIFE. I think that tops a Trip to OHIO Esp. in the fridgid Winter. hehehe
Twink... just remember that you aren't THAT much Taller than I am... NO MORE using me fur a Paint Roller.. OK??? BaWaaah

Nancy at the Farm said...

Please check our latest entry to our blog, we have begun our initial bribery entries and believe we have the goods to sway you!

Love, Dozer and Cooper

SissySees said...

Dear Judge Twinkie -

Being Princess of All and extra cute, I can pout my way into whatever your heart desires. We have a filet of beef in the fridge now, which we can't eat because Sissy is allergic. Oh - have you EVER had those Omaha Steak doggy treats?! They are incredible...

Let's see... we have a cozy beach house with gulls to chase, sand crabs to dig for, all the shrimp tails you can crunch, and so much more.

How's that for an opening bid - er, bribe?

Lady Gg

Dexter said...

Now Judge Twink, you do have to consider that some of those cracker dog's humans are still in Da Nile and thinking that their little sweeties should win on their own merit. Just sayin.

Nice sleeping. I think. Took me a while to figure out where you were.


Pepsi Bum said...

If Pedro enters the competition, the others don't stand a chance. Just sayin'.

You're a most upright judge, Twink! Hehe.


Oskar said...

Sounds very serious!

Nubbin wiggles,

Unknown said...

Dear superior Judge Twinkie,
Please remember me, Eva is a cute cracker contestant and I'd love to win your heart too!
Please don't blame me but my mom. She has too many things in her little brain lately and didn't work out things very well.
I'd already told her that our house is big and our guest room is cosy and comfy and it is already ready so you can have a vacation whenever you like. You know my weather is much better than yours although there is no snow provided. But come on, is there anything better than having some sun bathing and enjoy the warm sea breeze at this moment. No flood, no storm and no volcano eruptions but there are fireworks, parties and BBQ!!! Btw, I have some beef jerky, hooves, greenies, salmon sushi rolls in my jars.
I'm not bribing you at all because I know it is not right. I'm just trying to tell you that life will be even better if you know what I mean.
Eva, the sheltie

The Boston Lady said...

Oh Great Twinkie, Judge of Judges, Most Beautiful Chihuahua in the World (no! the universe!). I've gotten access to my human's computer so I could see what kind of, ah, "arrangement" we can work out. I have a nice big yard, live with a couple wussy kittehs, and one tough BT, my sis, Panda. She's taught me everything I know. Panda says we can offer you a large king bed to lounge about on and humans who will minister to your every need. Also, can you say "Doggy Disney World"? It's the dog beach! You could come and show us how it's really done, Twinkie-style. Uh oh, here comes a human, gotta go. Cracker Sadie

Pee.S I also sent u an email, my talents apparently have no limits!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Judges do need their siestas, without mommas bothering them, right Twink? right?
Benny & Lily

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